Beethoven’s Favorite Joke

Giant Salmonflies Give Me the Heebie Jeebies

Today on my trip home from an outing I was sitting at a bus stop downtown and happened to glance to my left just soon enough to notice a brownish thing flying directly toward me.  Startled I didn’t have time to react before I heard a fluttering sound like wings and felt something hit the [...]

Microwave Popcorn and Me

I’m ridiculous.  I know this. I tried to make microwave popcorn… When I was a kid I could make popcorn without burning it EVERY time. Now I couldn’t microwave it without burning it if I needed to do so to save my life. I will eventually be killed by an angry popcorn loving homicidal maniac.